We hate our players and we love to see you struggle and suffer...

We hate our players and we love to see you struggle and suffer...

Bad game design, horrible experience, potentially 18+

A minimalist puzzle game that follows the story of Tian.

Milk War is a multiplayer real-time strategy ballistics-simulationgame. In a maximum 3-vs-3 battle, each milker equips a full armoredtank (or armored animal) and fires a wide variety of weapons:cannon, grenade, bazooka, iron hook, fistgun, etc. The game is infast and exciting pace, you can't stand still shooting, do use yourskills and fast reaction to move, evade bullets, and give yourcomponents a counter-attack. The battle of the chosen ones hasbegan, come enjoy the adventures! Rules of Milk War: 1. You don'ttalk about Milk War. 2. You should always respect other players bykilling them. 3. Spawn kill is not only allowed but encouraged. 4.Play no more than 30 mins a day. 5. Don't blame lag. 7. Team killis kind of bad. 8. You can only vs players within similar ratings.9. Skill spam is good. 10. Comparing this game with otherballistics-simulation is a sin. Forget rule #6

* Winner of Golden Plume Award 2016 * FUN CARD COLLECTIONANDENDLESS RUNNING GAME! "Hey Son, there is a tornado on your waytoschool today. It's very dangerous and you might even die. Takecareand don't be late to school." - Mad Daddy You will be playingassuper baby with an above average strength, creativityandknowledge. You go to school everyday at the age of 3 and thereis avery pretty girl in school that you like. Your father is averyfamous mad physicist who works in a particle collider lab, andoneday by colliding a banana and a neutron he created a blackholenear your school. The black hole became a portal betweendifferentparallel universe. So on your way to school, your fatherasks youto save the world by the way. Features: - Become thecutestcharacters who has different abilities: naive Milkus whostill usesa pacifier; decorous Ting Ting who can glide in the sky -Satisfyyour collection fever on the 50+ cards with different skillsandupgrade them to give you super strength on the adventure -Anunbelievably funny story about how a crazy daddy createdanapocalypse but still ask his son to go to school - Many enemiesyoucan't think of wanted to kill you: robot Chickas, floatingcows,missiles and more - Childhood memory about imagination ongoingschool as an adventure, giving a love letter to the girl sitnextto you, etc - Drink milk to recover HP and eat candy tobecomeinvincible on the way - Easy controlling, tap to jump or useitems;master the game in a minute