1.0 / April 2, 2012
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Description

"Thou gorbellied, elf-skinned fustilarian!"Every Shakespeare geek has seen the Shakespeare Insult Kit in itsvarious forms, and now you can have it in your pocket. But there'sa twist! Once you've found a particularly witty (or confusing!)barb, hit that "Insult my friend" button and text it (or tweet itor Facebook it...) to someone you love. Or hate. Or just want toconfuse. Good times for all!

Insults are sometimes wrapped in natural language to make themmore interesting (i.e. "Shakespeare said to call you an errantharpy!") and special care has been taken to avoid repeatinginsults, to maximize your enjoyment. Future updates will alwaysinclude more insults delivered in ever more silly ways.

App Information Insults for Shakespeare Geeks

  • App Name
    Insults for Shakespeare Geeks
  • Package Name
    com.shakespearegeek
  • Updated
    April 2, 2012
  • File Size
    678k
  • Requires Android
    Android 2.1 and up
  • Version
    1.0
  • Developer
    Duane Morin
  • Installs
    1,000 - 5,000
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Entertainment
  • Developer
    Visit website Email [email protected]
    100 TradeCenter Drive Suite 729 Woburn, MA 01801
  • Google Play Link

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