RLeeErmey.com Apps

NOW HEAR THIS! Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake youup each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Alarm Clock goesoff, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!"complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trashcan and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of youlazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up inthe morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake youevery morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue tosound until you Dismiss it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it,TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to see you use it or I will have youdoing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk! Version 2 Features: * SetUnlimited Number of Alarms * New Alarms including: Reveille,Klaxon, Standard Alarm Buzzer, Double Bell Alarm, and Rooster Crow.* Display Clock and Alarms in Military or Standard Time *Completely Redesigned and Easy to Use Interface * Choose From Overa DOZEN Fonts for Your Time Display * Color Customization on ClockDisplay Screen The Gunny's Alarm Clock has a nice display thatshows the time in either plain civilian time or good ol' militarytime. Either way, the Gunny will surely get you up and have youfully MOTIVATED to start your day off. You can square away thosewho are less MOTIVATED than you are, too. Simply show them theGunny's Reveille App and tell them they are a PANTYWAIST if theydon't install it and use it every day for the rest of their life!And if they don't, you simply set your phone near them with thealarm set to go off every hour until they go get the app too! Theformer Marines we have asked to preview this app say it makes themfeel like they are back in boot camp when they got their morningwake up from their FAVORITE Drill Instructor. The other militarypeople we asked to preview it said it made them wish they had theGunny to wake them when they were in boot camp. Now is your chanceto have him wake YOU up each morning. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR,SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!! May be too much for sensitiveears. SEMPER FI! Gunny Ermey www.rleeermey.com NOTE: Volume islimited to the device's capability. Make sure your volume is set toits highest setting for best performance. The app is designed to bea "night alarm clock" that can sit by your bed with the clockshowing and the device plugged in to preserve battery power. *Please report all errors and crashes before leaving negativefeedback. The Gunny doesn't like cry babies that can't take thetime to report problems first. Don't be a cry baby or the Gunny mayshow up at your door and choke you until your eyes pop out!