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How many fishes can you catch in 30 seconds?The better way to answer this stupid question is by trying thisvideogame. Look at this:- You only have got 30 seconds in order to try to catch thefishes- You only have to touch the screen- When you catch a fish, it will give you extra time- Don´t touch the angry and hungry sharks.You can upload your high score. If you think you're a goodfisher then the world will know it.You don't have to be a real fan of fishing ... this game is foreveryone.

The alien astronaut XD quietly patroltheuniverse when suddenly a meteorite hits his spaceship. Thestrongimpact launches the ship towards a system of unknown planetsforhim ... here we call it solar system.XD gets the ship landing on Mercury but miraculouslydiscoverswhat down is something even more miraculous, the planet isfull ofgems ... some gems on his home planet will become therichest ofits kind to be ... and as he is in Mercury why not findout if theother planets have more of those precious jewels?So our hero's adventure begins, and you must collect all thegemsof the various planets of the solar system ... and some more.Butbeware, each planet has its own inhabitants who are not goingtomake things so easy.Do you want to help XD to get rich?

Rápido: abres la aplicación y aparece elchiste más malo que te hayas podido imaginar. Así de simple, estaaplicación no pretende más.Continuamente se actualiza con nuevos chistes, a cada cual másmalo. Si no te gusta o quieres más chistes solo tienes que pulsarel botón y a por el siguiente.Alégrate el díaFast: you open theapplication and the meanest joke you've ever imagined appears.Plain and simple, this application is not intended more.Continually updated with new jokes, each more bad. If you do notlike or want more jokes you only have to press the button and thenext.Rejoice day