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Description

an application that contains a collectionofhumorous stories humorous from a variety of social media suchashumor from SMS, BBM, Tweet, and humorous rhymes to help fillyourspare time by reading this application.
This application contains different sets of stories andkata2,stories and expressions that super cute and make ngakak andrefreshthe mind. In this application provided thousands of supercutehumor which you can download for free.

take advantage of your free time to read this funnystorycollection
Set of rhymes humor, SMS, BBM, Tweet and funny stories inoneapplication.
Entertain you from the fatigue of everyday activities.
Please download the application for free and each story is readytomake you laugh out loud as much.
stiap story is packed with simple Sagat and Humor Funny Wittyverycomplete, children and adults can enjoy any funny stories thatweserve.

It is an application that contains clusters witty humorfunnyreally make loud.
in addition, this application can also be enjoyed offline sonoconnection internetpun this application can still be enjoyed,ifalready downloaded.

Benefits of Laughter For Mental And Physical Health

- Laughter provides a means of physical and emotional releaseforfree, you will feel cleansed after issuing laughter.
- Ability to form positive thoughts because laughter willdestroyanger, stress and other negative emotions.
- Change the perspective of "threat" as "a challenge" positivethuseliminating the fear and do not trust themselves.
- Burn calories without realizing it. Did you know, to laugh for15minutes will burn 50 calories in the body?
- Prevent the development of stress hormones and boost theimmunesystem-forming cells.
- Laughter will train the muscles of the diaphragm so thatnourishthe heart. Did you know, laughing 100 times is equivalent to15minutes of cycling?
- Healthy people around you because laughter is contagious so itcanreduce their stress levels.
- People who are optimistic tend to be more healthy and resistanttodisease than the pessimists karen them easier to laughoutloud.
- With a positive mental owned, optimistic people have agreaterchance of long-lived because they always expect good thingstohappen.
- It can improve your mood in an instant. Did you know,laughstimulating 2000 equivalent to eating chocolate bars?

so without thinking long again, let's invite your relativestodownload this witty funny humor, which will make your daysfilledwith smiles of happiness.

Thanks.

App Information 1000 Funny stories witty

  • App Name
    1000 Funny stories witty
  • Package Name
    com.phuocthara.humorlucujenakaphouc
  • Updated
    November 1, 2016
  • File Size
    Undefined
  • Requires Android
    Android 2.3.3 and up
  • Version
    3.0
  • Developer
    Phuocthara
  • Installs
    100 - 500
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Books & Reference
  • Developer
  • Google Play Link

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