Over 2500 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A hugecollection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some ofthe biggest characters of our time. *Think you’re funnier; thensubmit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credittoo. *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion inthe app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold theleft arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go tothe end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change thesize of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style ofthe text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what'sinside (jokes are not censored in the app): "I spent many yearslaughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that itwasn't a joke. Spike Milligan" "Once you're dead you're made forlife. Jimi Hendrix." "Television is more interesting than people.If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of ourrooms. Alan Coren" "This film cost $31 million. With that kind ofmoney I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood." "You'reonly as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz " N.B. Permissionsare required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility,for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written byanyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced formthe internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept noblame for any offense caused, care has been taken to removeoffensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokesplease report them to us via the app and we will consider the jokefor removal.

Over 900 jokes about the male gender. Most ofthese jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, theyare funny (...well some).Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait aminute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.""Men are like.....Mini skirts.If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.""This prisoner escapes after 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds ayoung couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he tiesthe wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, thengets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guyis an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spentlots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw howhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complainand do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. Thisguy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you."To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He waswhispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you werecute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I toldhim where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too."""Hmmm, snow.The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.""Why did God Create man first?1. Practice makes perfect.2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.3. There's a frist draft with anything.4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the properchanges.5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!6. To be funny"N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Stupid people beware, these jokes are here toexpose you! Over 1150 jokes, were stupid people are definitely thebutt of the joke. Perhaps you will recognize some of your friendsand family (or even yourself!!!) in some of these jokes.Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year......How will all the wires stay up? ""Paddy thought he'd struck gold with his new metaldetector.It wasn't until he'd dug a 60ft-deep hole that he realised that hewas wearing steel-toe boots. ""I ordered a pizza the other day. They told me that if theydidn't deliver it within half an hour, it's free!So I hung up without giving them my address.""A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night,when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out theimage of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of thestreet toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casketbouncing quickly behind him.FASTER...FASTER..BUMP...BUMP...BUMP......He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casketcrashes through his door, with the lid of the casketclapping.clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP....clappity-BUMP...on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart ispounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbinggasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he canfind is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the coughsyrup at the casket...and,The coffin stops""Got in a taxi the other night and said, "King George'sClose."The driver replied, "don't worry, I'll lose the f****r!" "N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Famous people say the stupidest things, over650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were beingquite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all agood laugh.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."Britney Spears, Pop Singer"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down,I'm going down standing up."Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"David Coleman, Sportscaster"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by aball in the 1934 World Series."The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage theWorld Cup in twenty thousand and six."Peter Snow, BBC2 anchormanN.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Over 1100 jokes and witty remarks aboutalcohol and drugs. Send to your friends via email and SMS.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"I hate people who take drugs...Such as Policemen, Customs Officers, etc...""THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Donner kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. ...""Beer vs. Vagina1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hairbetween your teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. ...""My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the othernight.First question was, "What the f**k are YOU looking at?"""An 'alcoholic' on the Jeremy Kyle Show just admitted todrinking 'eight or nine cans a day.'F*****g p***y, I can drink that in four hours."*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offencecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many differenttopics. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusion in the app and get the credit too. *New jokes addedweekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SDcard. *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turnoff your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random jokebutton *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold the rightarrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in themarket *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the appExamples of what's inside: Exaggerations went up by a millionpercent last year. When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget towrite." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn'tit?" "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee. I sawa dog in a cage the other day with a sign saying "I bite", and Ithought, that's very interesting dog, but that's not the mostimportant thing about you, you should make a sign saying "I makesigns". My friend says I take things too literally. Which isstrange because I haven't taken anything from anyone recently.*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility,for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written byanyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced formthe internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept noblame for any offense caused, care has been taken to removeoffensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokesplease report them to us via the app and we will consider the jokefor removal.

These jokes don’t just poke fun and Nerds/Geeks (yes you!) but aregenerally just jokes about geek topics e.g. computers, theInternet, phones (not android obviously!). Enjoy *Think you’refunnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app andget the credit too. *Warning, these jokes contain swearing andtopics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grownups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only getupset* *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusionin the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold theleft arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go tothe end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change thesize of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style ofthe text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what'sinside (jokes are not censored in the app): ""Apple iphone 4 usershave trouble making calls" Thats because they have no friends toring" "What does JFGI stand for???? Never mind, I've googled it.""If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0" "I started mynew hoverboard business just this week. Opened the factory and gotproduction going. Just need the product to get off the ground now"

Smileys Attack Live Wallpaper50 Smileys attack you screen in a fun and lively, livewallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazing and uniquebackground for your phone. Lots of customization available to makeit your own.This is the full version of our live wallpaper, a lite (Free)version is also available. This is one of three in a series of livewallpapers.To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures*Select the images to appear on the screen.*Set the number of images.*Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images.*Select the colour of the background.