1.0 / February 11, 2013
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Κάντε περιήγηση στα πιο αστεία τούρκικαανέκδοτα στο smartphone σας. Μπορείτε να προσθέσετε τα ανέκδοτάσας, να τα κοινοποίησετε σε άλλους και να τα στείλετε μέσω email ήμηνύματος. Χιλιάδες δωρεάν ανέκδοτα σε 13 κατηγορίες. Διασκεδάστε!Δεν είναι απαραίτητη η σύνδεση στο ίντερνετ!

Jokes in Greek.

App Information Ανέκδοτα

  • App Name
    Ανέκδοτα
  • Package Name
    com.megabytebomb.gr
  • Updated
    February 11, 2013
  • File Size
    14M
  • Requires Android
    Android 1.6 and up
  • Version
    1.0
  • Developer
    Megabyte Bomb
  • Installs
    100,000 - 500,000
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Entertainment
  • Developer
  • Google Play Link

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