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WANT TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH?

The biggest and best collection of jokes guaranteed to makeyouand your friends smile.

Have a laugh at thousands of hand picked funny jokes!!

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APP FEATURES
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⚡ Thousands of funny jokes in many categories
⚡ Share jokes with your family and friends using SMS,Email,Facebook, etc
⚡ NO internet connection required!
⚡ Easy to use interface design

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SAMPLE JOKES
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:''Ugh,that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks totherear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man nexttoher: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You goupthere and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey foryou.''

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog init,it was a shitzu.''

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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears herhusbandis having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys ahandgun.The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed withabeautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her ownhead.The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with hernot toshoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to thehusband,''Shut up...you're next!''

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinkingbatteryacid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - andletthe other one off.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.Theceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife inbedwith a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”