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A gem battle puzzle game with monsters so epic that you'llforgetyou're still in the bathroom. You’re a busy hero. You havedragonsto rescue and princesses to defeat. Or is it the other wayaround?Join the other players in a race to the fire-erupting,skull-facedvolcano lair at the top of the world map. It’s calledMount DeathDread Doom Skull. Within it, you will find the ultimateprize. Thepath there is an unforgettable adventure, fraught withperil (…andpuns). Battle dragons, zombies, and over a hundredunique monstersserving delusional arch villains. It will take youless than 10seconds to learn how to launch attacks using the battlegems. Dragyour wickedly-talented finger over 3 or more matchinggems tolaunch a simple attack. Each type of gem does somethingdifferent.Learn new strategies, powers, animated skills, and growstrongerwith every step of your journey. But your first opponent isa RedDragon boss fight. Good luck with that! FUN, ADDICTIVE &UNIQUEGAMEPLAY! Battle Gems is the evolution of our original PvPwebpuzzle game. It features over the top fantasy charactersandinteresting new game mechanics. 150+ FULLY ANIMATEDMONSTERS!Battle crazy and bizarre creatures including Octobear(Octopus +Bear?), Brutalcorn (you sorta need to see this one foryourself),Gandolphin (“You shall not splash!”), crazy elemental andundeaddragons and more... BEAUTIFUL WORLD MAP WITH 450+ QUESTS!Everystep of the way towards Mount Death Dread Doom Skull is filledwithexciting quests and side challenges. Race your friends to thetop.COLLECT EVERY WEAPON, ARMOR & PET! Are you a rare itemhunter?With Battle Gem’s unlimited inventory, you can get literallyeveryitem in the entire game. And you will want to! Not justbecause youcan customize your character to look however you want,but each andevery item you own permanently increases your power.Items areobtained in game using gold or by completing quests.PLAYER VSPLAYER (PvP)! Battle your friends and then send themscreenshots ofyour victory! BECOME THE BATTLE GEMS KING! Do youhave what ittakes to journey all the way to the top of the worldmap and facethe diabolical (OMG I love using the word diabolical)dragon whichlives in the volcanic lair!? PUNS! But you shoulddownload andinstall the game anyway. ALSO FEATURES * Boss Powers -defeatbosses and take their powers * Cutscenes – if you neverplayed anArtix Entertainment game before... oh boy! * AnimatedSkills –fireballs, jump spin attacks, pet tornados... you get theidea * Aninsane cast of quirky characters * Challenge fights *FullCharacter Customization Follow @ArtixKrieger on TwitterLikehttp://www.Facebook.com/BattleGems on Facebook Battle Gems isthefirst major mobile game created by the friendly and creativeteamat Artix Entertainment — you know, the guys who make web gameslikeAdventureQuest & DragonFable. Parents & wives/husbandsofobsessive video gamers, please read! This game includes: - Loadsofunique gems! - The ability to connect to Facebook (Age 13+) -Theoption to make in-app purchases. Whoever is paying thedevice’sbill better be told first!.

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Hatch and evolve 12 Dragons in an idle game from the makersofCookie Clicker & AdventureQuest Worlds! DRAGONS• SteampunkDragon • Fire Dragon • Green Dragon • Shadow Dragon• Three-HeadedDragon • Evil Lava Dragon • Gold Dragon • LightningDragon • FaerieDragon • Undead Dragon • Slime Dragon • Frost DragonBecome amaster of Dragons. Tap dragon eggs to hatch them, and thencollectgems to power-up and evolve your dragons into titanicbeasts.Collect and evolve them all. FEATURES • 12 masterfullypainted andanimated Dragons • Each Dragon has unique upgrades andstories!• Unlock hundreds of Dragon achievements. • Your Dragonscan playfor you, even when the app is closed. Collect Dragons ofeverybreed! Battle through the storylines where your Dragon willraisearmies, create cities, and most likely destroy civilizationswhilefighting fearsome foes. From an egg to master of themultiverse!“Dragons, they’re alright.” - Orteil, creator of CookieClicker“Dragons are cool!” - Artix, creator of AdventureQuestWorldsFEATURING DRAGON ART BY Dage - Lead AdventureQuest WorldsArtistThyton - Lead DragonFable/MechQuest Artist Oishii -OriginalAdventureQuest Artist Yergen - Bladehaven/HeroSmash MasterAnimatorExtraordinaire - And One Handsome Devil FEATURING WRITINGBY Orteil- Cookie Clicker Creator Artix - AdventureQuest CreatorOpti -Cookie Clicker Administrator Cysero - DragonFable/AQworldswriterThe most epic clicker game of all time! As an idle game, thepointof the Dragons is to ultimately have the game play for you.Masterthe art of tapping and not tapping. Easy to do - difficulttomaster. Become the greatest Dragon Master in all of time andspaceby tapping (er- or rather NOT TAPPING) your way to glory!Raiseyour horde of dragons, Dragon Master! Note: There is an optioninthe Options menu to restore your old game data if you lostprogressduring an update. The game restore option may take severalminutesto complete. Please be patient and wait for the processtocomplete! The restore option will reset your game to itspreviousstate before the last update. So, don't use it if you don'tneedit!