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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the followingconversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: Youwere going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirtylook.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your brokentail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a brokentail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light forweeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going togive you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I justtook it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry,you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop:Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No,only when he's drunk.

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get youthat?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put areflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girllooks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, didSanta bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!""Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ckgoes under the horse, not on top of it!"