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Description

Funny Headlines featuresinadvertentlyhilarious headlines from the world's newspapers.Chuckle atpoorly-written headlines that somehow got past the copyeditors.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusionin the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of anadultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please donotdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyourphone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting tosocialnetworking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
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*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored intheapp):

"The following headline was actually printed in anewspaper,which will remain nameless:
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"

"BBC News - "Obama sets Mars goal for America".
I'm sorry Mr President sir, but no chocolate bar is big enoughforyour nation of noshers."

"Headline in the Irish Times:
Customs officers have seized 4.2m cigarettes in the largest haulofcounterfeit tobacco ever landed in the Port of Cork.
4.2m, thats some long cigarettes, they must be f*****g supersupersuper kings."

"BBC news headline:
Scientists prove a direct correlation between the harmfulwavesemmited by using laptop devices near male genitalia and a dropinsperm count.
Personally, I blame porn hub."

"The following headline was actually printed in anewspaper,which will remain nameless:
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the contentofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone atAppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internetor sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for anyoffensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes,however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report themto us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.